October 2010
2 posts
June 2010
2 posts
OH ACTUALLY
Let me tell you about boat-building slang, because it’s basically all about fucking trannies and slapping bitch paint on your uprights.
I’m not going to tell you want those things mean though.
This does not get updated anymore
I am far too busy having a life outside of the internet.
April 2010
5 posts
BUILDING BOATS IS HARD
Honestly how the fuck do you get expanding insulation foam off of your fingers? I look like I’ve covered my hands in superglue and jerked off a chimney.
X-Ray booked for Tuesday.
Possible hairline fracture to right patella.
In common parlance; I got shitface and fell on my knee and now it really fucking hurts.
“Maybe I need to stop flirting with people and just have sex with them”
– My housemate, Amy, whilst stone cold sober.
March 2010
69 posts
OH FUCK
Somehow me buying a caravan has turned into me buying an eighty-seven foot river barge.
I AM SHITTING MY TINY PANTALOONS.
Fuck you all.
I’m emotionally damaged and live on a boat, your argument is invalid.
Finally got around to watching last Skins.
So far red-head is cheating on fit-blondey with some raw butters deep sea leviathan. why the attraction towards ocean creatures? It is a mystery.
“Ohhhh well I was going to make a fish pie but I didn’t have much fish so...”
– My mom is the best chef in the world ever.
Everyone, shut the fuck up about ObamaCare.
America has taken one more step towards being less backwards, someone wake me up when they have an NHS. Then I’ll be impressed.
Oh fuck you Monday.
Fuck you in the eye.
I know it's been said before, but GOD DAMN the...
In order to make Palpatine quotes sound more Catholic, simply exchange or insert the word “rape” at random intervals.
“Queen Amidala is young rape and naive rape. You will find controlling raping her will not be difficult rape rape rape rape”
OH GOD I CAN'T FEEL MY BRAIN
Nomorelatenights.
“Move out of your comfort zone. You can only grow if you are willing to feel...”
– Brian Tracy (via marchelinn) (via happythings)
People That Live In My Yard:
David in the caravan (that would be me)
Dave in the other caravan (aka Stark Dangerous)
Dave the Train Driver
David The Eastern European (pronounced Daveed)
Dave Who Owns The Pub
Dave’s Mate Dave The Drug Dealer
Dave With The Shoes (what does he do? It is a mystery)
Dave’s Dave’s Dave, Daving Dave Dave, Davey Davey McDavey Dave
Why is everyone in my yard called Dave?
OH GOD WHY CAN I NEVER SLEEP
MAYBE IT IS ALL THE COFFEE AND THE FACT THAT I NEVER GO TO BED
Line cleaning appears to be an excuse to get drunk...
I am ok with this.
Would you kindly lose the game?
(via hplovecraft)
fuuuuuuuckkkkkkkkk yoooooooooouuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
Me: RAWR I AM A DINOSAUR THAT LOVES YOU
Aeropoetics: RAWR I AM A CUDDLERAPTOR THAT LOVES YOU BACK
Me: I WILL FIERCELY ATTACK YOU WITH MY TINY T-REX HUGGING ARMS
Aeropoetics: I WILL SCRABBLE WITH MY LITTLE VELOCIRAPTOR ARMS BUT THEN DECIDE TO USE TWO BRANCHES INSTEAD TO HUG YOU BECAUSE OF MY INTELLIGENCE
Oh well there's nothing on TV. Ask Me Anything. →
Skins is an awful representation of the symptoms...
Bloody entertaining though.
