Boy. British. Middling twenties. Inhabitant of East London and/or the Kentish seaside. Slight obsession with Carl Sagan. Also a fan of squids.
Ask me anything
Ask me anything
- David in the caravan (that would be me)
- Dave in the other caravan (aka Stark Dangerous)
- Dave the Train Driver
- David The Eastern European (pronounced Daveed)
- Dave Who Owns The Pub
- Dave’s Mate Dave The Drug Dealer
- Dave With The Shoes (what does he do? It is a mystery)
- Dave’s Dave’s Dave, Daving Dave Dave, Davey Davey McDavey Dave
- Why is everyone in my yard called Dave?
